January 17, 2011 at 11:13 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Having work early the next day is not a good reason not to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. Stupid.

Also, I somehow lost my camera. Somewhere in my apartment. In the past week. Without using it.

Buy me a new camera and I’ll show you my tits
I’ll cook you a delicious meal
I’ll make my friend cook you  a delicious meal.

Spiders are not just annoying, they are actually evil and conniving. There is no other explanation for one hiding on a toilet paper roll. Unless they are not actually evil but have an evil sense of humor. Either way, they are damn dirty scoundrels and can’t be trusted.

P.S.- Here’s my first tat in all its glory. Drink it in with your eyeballs.




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