Killing small, furry animals.

January 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

I took in a second cat a little while ago. Actually, let me rephrase that- a second cat was dumped on me a little while ago despite the fact that I have neither the money nor space to accommodate it. The cat itself I love to death, he’s great for curling up in bed with me when I’m having a nap and for making weird faces. However, at least one cat is about to die.

As if I didn’t have enough trouble sleeping, the two now keep me up half the night chasing eachother around my room. If I lock them out of my room they keep me up half the night trying to get back in. If I put in earplugs and try to ignore them anything on a flat surface ends up on the floor and/or destroyed as they tear through my room. If I use one to beat the other to death my roommates call the cops on me. It’s all lose-lose, but the more sleep deprived I become the more the last option appeals to me.

I am hoping that with time they will chill the fuck out. In the meantime, though, I’ll be sharpening my knives.

 

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